Hello. I hope you enjoyed yesterday's BobBorden.com Classic diary. I couldn't believe I slept my night away. I probably should have slept last night as well. I just got home late and watched some TV -- kind of boring. But in the same breath, I don't seem to have the drive to do things anymore. I'm sick of bars, smelly movie theaters and just people in general.

Case in point. I check my mail last night and I got a letter that was insulting.

This is what its come to

It's addressed to "Our single friend" - What the hell!? Now my mail is mocking me? I don't need this. I know I'm single. I get sales calls on my phone machine all the time and now this? Is this the new trend in advertising? What's next, a telegram addressed to 'fat ass in Hoboken'?! Why the heck not?! I tired; I should have gone to bed earlier. I'm not making any sense.

I have nothing lined up for this weekend. I think the last thing I need right now is a solitary weekend. I just need to do some stuff and all will be right with the world. Did I mention that as I'm writing this, 1:22 a.m., I'm very tired.

I need new shoes. Maybe I can buy new shoes? I also need to get some new glasses; it's been a while. I have to say; the glasses I've been sporting for the last two years have just been great -- Stylish, sexy and comfortable. They're going to be hard to beat. I had some messed up glasses growing up: red frames, glasses with beveled lenses, square glasses - you name 'em -- I tried 'em.

OK, that's all I got. Have a great weekend. God Bless America.