I was sitting on the bus last night, I looked up and my friend Tiffany was getting on. She sat down in front. I thought about yelling, "Hey, Tiff - over here!" Then, I thought, why not exercise my power of telekinesis? Stop after stop -- nothing - I was starting to get a headache. Finally, I got up, walked over and sat beside her. She still didn't notice me! --So much for telekinesis! She finally saw me and we had a good laugh.
We were walking past a Mexican Restaurant that has outdoor seating. I walked past a person eating nachos
-- just as he/she dipped their nacho with salsa. He/She lifted the chip off to their side. At that exact moment, the chip and my arm met.

Yuk!
Isn't that nasty!? Where was this salsa before it ended up on my arm? Was this person a double dipper? This was Tiffany's reaction:

Tiffany was amused by the
strange salsa on Bob's arm
Oh, we had another good laugh! Damn salsa!
I hope you got the chance to watch the Late Show last night. Former President, Bill Clinton, was the guest. It was a great appearance, great show.
OK, that's all I have today. God Bless America.