If you've been following the calendar like I have, you'll know that today is Thursday. Everybody, "Hello Thursday." I need help. I don't know what to talk about today. My social life is zero right now. Right now?! Oh, I make myself laugh. People just aren't returning my calls, ha ha. I got home last night and watched Junkyard Wars, that's a good show. "YAWN!" OK, I know I always seem to go home and watch something, cut me some slack!

I'm going to do something exciting this weekend so I'll have something to talk about on Monday. I'm not sure what that exciting thing will be but it will start with me leaving my apartment, ha ha. I'm in a rut right now. I don't even have any good photos today! I was so desperate last night that I took a photo of my tool box.

Bob's toolbox because he doesn't have

anything better for today. You suck, Bob!
Wow, the caption guy is a little tough on me today. Relax, dude. I, somehow, was going to talk about the contents of my toolbox. Talk about not having anything to talk about! That toolbox is really a fishing tackle box. I never used it for fishing. I used it for a painting class I took in college. I should take up painting again. I'm going to paint something right now -- using nothing but ordinary household ketchup and mustard.

Bob's Ketchup and Mustard painting
OK, that may seem a little strange and it may even be odd that I'd do that. However, I just sent that photo to a friend of mine that owns a gallery and it just sold for $2000. Who's crazy now? WHO'S CRAZY NOW!!? I'm in your face and I'm not going anywhere! I like the condiment "painting." Hmmmmmm. I think an idea was born. That's it. Have a great day. God Bless America.


(Reminder to self, buy more Ketchup and Mustard tonight.)