Hello Tuesday! Man it was a long one yesterday. First day back, a lot of new things to attend to. Everything worked out great, it always does. I wasn't kidding yesterday, I'm really serious about getting a bike. Right now I'm thinking about what kind of bike suits me. I'm thinking a Beach Cruiser. 3 speeds, tops. My last bike was a mountain bike with the knobby tires and 18 gears, that's all great if you're riding on a mountain but I need tread for a more urban setting.
I just read that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are coming out with a new CD in July. On the drive to and from Ohio, I listened to Freaky Styley and Mother's Milk. That's some good stuff! Flea can slap a mean bass. They were funky back in the day. At one point I even joined their fan club. Ha ha, that reminds me, I also belonged to the Jackyl fan club! Fan clubs are the biggest rip offs! You get an ID card that's as valuable as lint, an "autographed" photo and a guitar pick. All for the low, annual fee of $25. That reminds me, I'll be announcing plans for a BobBorden.com fan club, later this week. Damn!
I was riding the bus home last night and I started thinking about my diary. I wanted to take more photos of Ohio but I got lazy. I feel like I let myself down and more importantly, I feel like I let you down. Then it hit me! I'll just show my webmaster's vacation photos! Walter went back to his motherland, San Francisco, to catch up with family and friends. OK, without further adieu, Walter's vacation photos:
I just read that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are coming out with a new CD in July. On the drive to and from Ohio, I listened to Freaky Styley and Mother's Milk. That's some good stuff! Flea can slap a mean bass. They were funky back in the day. At one point I even joined their fan club. Ha ha, that reminds me, I also belonged to the Jackyl fan club! Fan clubs are the biggest rip offs! You get an ID card that's as valuable as lint, an "autographed" photo and a guitar pick. All for the low, annual fee of $25. That reminds me, I'll be announcing plans for a BobBorden.com fan club, later this week. Damn!
I was riding the bus home last night and I started thinking about my diary. I wanted to take more photos of Ohio but I got lazy. I feel like I let myself down and more importantly, I feel like I let you down. Then it hit me! I'll just show my webmaster's vacation photos! Walter went back to his motherland, San Francisco, to catch up with family and friends. OK, without further adieu, Walter's vacation photos:

Chang, Berma, and Wally at Pac Bell Park

Taking in the sights on Highway 1

"Sally" on the Strip in Vegas
That was cool! It sure looks like they had a great time! Just to recap my vacation, I cleaned out the attic. Oh Sweet Lord, is this it for me? Cleaning out the family attic, alone? Why Lord, why? WHY!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Internet Praying, thank you, thank you very much.
I watched a great DVD last night -- Evil Knievel's Spectacular Jumps. That dude was off his rocker! Now, I want a motorcycle, ramps and 27 buses. That's what I should be, a stuntman! It's all clear now. I'm going to go back to college to get my Graduate degree in doing cool stunts. I wasn't going to write about what I watched on TV last night but when something's good, it's good. BobBorden.com is credited for breaking the Ozzy show and I'm getting ready to make some more people famous. I'm talking about Spy TV. It was really funny/clever. And the ladies, oh the ladies! (I live alone with two cats.) It's on again tonight at 8. That's it! God Bless America. Tune in tomorrow for my annual "Bob rates the best beaches" feature. Don't hit the shore without it!