Hello. I still feel like I'm "hungover" from vacation. I'm finding it hard to get back to work. Even my personal life isn't the same. I'm trying to get in touch with several friends to no avail. It will work out in its own time, I guess. For the past two nights, I've been trying to download classic arcade games on my old school computer. Again, no luck. It's driving me nuts! Bobby needs to play a little Bump and Jump to easy his soul. So far, I'm wearing 2002 like a Speedo. In other words, not very well.

Here's the cherry on top -- The following are subject lines of all the e-mails I received last night: "Check this out!, Make More Money, Save 50% Now at Saks Fifth Avenue, Welcome to our online casino!"

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Is this my life? I was thinking about going back to school to become a teacher but I'm afraid I'd scare the children. OK, that's enough. Have a good day. God Bless America.