Hello. I'd like to start today's diary by saying Happy Birthday to my Mom. Happy Birthday, Mom! I don't think she'd mind me saying that she just turned 60. 60 years young -- that's what I say. Since her birthday is so close to Christmas, in the past, I always got away with telling her I'm going to save her birthday present for Christmas but that never really worked out in her favor. This year I got her a real present for her birthday. I bought it last time I was home and it's there right now! Mom, go to George's old room and open the closet. At the very top, in a brown grocery bag -- that's my birthday gift to you. Use it in good health, I love you!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!

You can never have too many can openers, HA HA!!!! "Booooooooooo!" I passed out about 45 of my Christmas CD's yesterday. I enjoyed that project. You can really do anything nowdays with a computer. Edit a movie, print up a photo, record a song in a studio -- download porn -- I was just kidding, I don't know anything about printing up photos. "Booooooooooo!" I'm enjoying heckling myself. Let me try something -- "Hey, Borden, your website sucks!" Oh yeah, well you suck more. My comebacks to myself need work. I think i'm losing my mind, I think I'm going crazy -- AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much. I came up with something new to do on the internet yesterday. I was having an Instant Message conversationwith my friend Jay. Then, it just hit me -- what would we be talking about in the future? I came up with "future conversation." That's a conversation that that takes place in the future, except it's now -- you have to suspend reality to make this work. It was fun. I'm not a geek! I'm cool, I swear. Want to play Dungeons and Dragons later? That was a joke, I was never into D & D. I was into Heavy Metal and video games -- you know, like the cool kids. I just had another idea --"Past Conversation." Here's something I've said in the past, "Hey Mom, can I have some more chips?" Ha ha, that's not a joke. OK, I have to go. Have a great Tuesday! Mom, you did want a Salad Shooter, right? "You suck Borden!" Shut up!!! God Bless America!