I just checked out my diary entries from this week and man,what a bunch of nothing! What can I say? They can't all be winners, ya know? I'm just a human, flesh and blood, I'm not a machine damn it! I'M NOT A MACHINE!!!!!! Internet Acting, thank you, thank you very much.

The one constant thing that made this week go fast for me was listening to Creedence. I want to know, "Have You Ever Seen the Rain -- Coming Down on a Sunny Day" -- Man, that's good stuff! I'm going to play that sucker in the car this weekend. I don't think I ever told this story but once, in the late 80's, I put Welcome to the Jungle, by Guns n Roses, on my car stereo. I was so enthralled and I could relate so much to that song that when I finally looked down at my speedometer, I was driving 130 mph. True story. I doubt that will happen with Creedence but I bet wherever I end up, I have a smile on my face.

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I leave this week of sub-par diaries to come back on Monday with ALL-NEW stories of life, love and other crap. That's it! Have a good one. God Bless America!