Timeline: Wednesday night

7pm -- Leave work

7:20 - At bus station, waiting for bus to come

7:25 - Tried to use the power of levitation to take the pay phone receiver off the hook, unsuccessful.

7:31 - Bus is boarding. I see an attractive woman walking towards me, I hope she sits by me and I hope there's some way to start a conversation. She sits in front of me, damn!

7:35 - Bus takes off.

7:43 - Traffic is heavy tonight. The woman sitting next to me is eating something from her purse. It kind of gets on my nerves but I don't let it get to me.

7:55 - Back in Hoboken. Go to the ATM, my poor bank account.

8:00 - Walk in to Super Cuts and get a haircut.

8:15 - Wow, that's short alright. That was my response to the question, short enough?

8:18 - Pick up a snack in the store across the street. Walk home.

8:30 - Turn on the tube and I'm just in time to catch the second Larry Sanders Show. I feed the cats and take a load off.

9:00 - Junkyard Wars comes on. Still not sure if I like that new CO-host. They made cannons, pretty cool.

10:00 - I watched the E True Hollywood Story on Corey Haim. What am I doing? I ask my self until it's over.

11:00 - Time to go to bed. Go to the bathroom and choose a CD to listen to on my headphones. Something relaxing. Harvest by Neil Young.

Thursday Morning

6:30am -- Get up, shower/shave.

7:30 -- Pick out what I'm going to wear -- Jeans and a flannel shirt. Mmmmmm, flannel.

7:54 -- On the bus to get to work

8:06 -- Oh the traffic!

8:14 -- Haven't moved since 8:06, seems like forever. To pass the time, I think about the lovely blonde woman at the front of the bus. She was wearing a smart brown outfit, complete with brown, fabric type stockings -- very nice.

8:21 -- Just entered the Lincoln Tunnel.

8:30 -- Waiting for the subway -- didn't feel like walking.

8:40 -- Order egg whites on toast and head up to the office,

9:00 -- Start my day.

I hope you enjoyed this blow by blow account of my life. Have a great day. God Bless America.