If I would have sat in front of a plant this weekend and watched it grow, I would have been more productive than what I actually did. Friday night I went with my friend Jay to go see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I know -- my name is Bob and my friend's name is Jay, ha ha. Anyway, I didn't expect much; it seemed like a lame premise to begin with.

This is where I want to say "but I was so wrong, the film was pure cinematic genius!" I can't say it because it never rose above fart jokes. I saw it with a bunch of die-hard fans, they applauded every time one of the characters from his earlier films made a cameo - It was so LAME! I was disappointed. I got home and fell asleep on my sofa. I woke up at 5:30 and was out of it. I got into bed and woke up again, at 1:00! I sleept my day away. If you remember from Friday's diary I was talking about taking a long drive. Damn. I stayed in and watched movies. American Flyer, Prefontaine and some other things I can't remember.

Sunday, I got up and did my laundry. I stopped off at the toy store to get my nephew a present. I told him I'd send him something if he learned how to ride his bike without training wheels. Good for him, he did it! I love the kids! I had McDonald's for dinner. And that, ladies and gentlemen was my weekend. Big freaking deal! Have a great day.