I don't know where you stand politically and to be honest, I don't care. All I know is this: I got a letter from the IRS yesterday saying that come this August, George W. Bush is setting me up with three hundred bones! $300!!!! Thanks, brother! That was the best news I had all day. I can have a great vacation for $300 or I could buy $300 worth of fireworks and celebrate this great land where money talks and bulls**t walks! Am I right people?! I heard about the tax break but thought by the time it gets to me, I'll probably end up paying them again. I love it when a plan comes together. Didn't they used to say that on the A-Team? All I know I learned from TV.

Have you checked out my message board this week? It's crazy! Diane and Ernie are in some kind of disagreement. It's caused quite a bit of commotion! I love it because I feel that my message board is a sounding board for society - A marketplace of thoughts, ideas and dreams. If you agree or disagree with Ernie or Diane you have the power to voice your opinion - without using your real name. Now that's the America way! What up America, I'm in your face and I'm not going anywhere! I've been think about have auctions on BobBorden.com. I want to sell fake Hollywood movie props. Indiana Jones' whip, that license plate that fell out of the shark in Jaws and Eddie Murphy's hat he wore in The Golden Child. I can't get sued for selling stuff that I'm saying isn't real, right? Right? Hmmmmmm, I'll sleep on it. Note to self: I have to get back on my diet. I'm going to start this Sunday. OK that's it!

Study hard!