Yesterday, I went to work with a weekend goatee -- that's a goatee that is grown over the weekend. I got to work, looked at it the mirror and asked myself, "Why are you wearing a look that was popular four years ago?" OK, that didn't really happen. What really happened was I looked in the mirror and said to myself, "Man, you look like a dork." I went to my desk, got an old disposable razor and shaved it off, dry. Big mistake. 24 hours later, I'm still in pain. I guess shaving cream really does help.

Last night the Late Show played another softball game. I didn't go. I was sore for 4 days after the last one. Plus, I don't like a night game. OK, I just didn't want to get sore. I went home and talked on the phone all night. I'm quite the little chatterbox. It was a crazy day at work yesterday. Last minute changes on this and that -- it was very exciting/stressful. You can read all about the behind the scenes stuff on Mike McIntee's Wahoo Gazette. I read it almost every day. He's a great guy. OK, I'm talking about what a great guy McIntee is, that can only mean one thing - I'm all out of material for today. Wait, I have something, I put some new soap in my shower the other day. I put the new soap on top of the old sliver and sometime during the day, they became one. Leaver 2000 and Dial have merged to become some kind of super soap. I'm calling the 800 numbers later today to find out if there could be some kind of adverse reaction. If you think about it, this is how all the Super Friends got started. For example, a freaking radioactive spider bit Spiderman! Surely something will happen to me by two soap bars becoming one. I feel cleaner, is that anything? Damn. I was right the first time, I was out of material. A super hero that gets his power from soap! Is he going to lather someone to death?

Have a great day.