It's too hot to sleep. Can you feel it? Are you ready? It's building, building, BUILDING - - - It's time for Bob's Diary!

That's my new opening. In a perfect world, after "Bob's Diary!" there would be a sound effect of an explosion. Nothing gets the audience going like blowing something up. Happy Wednesday, it's time to get over the hump, am I right? Here's a new section of my diary; I call it Random Thoughts. For one minute, I will write down everything that comes to mind. Ready - Go! Apples, cats, cars, trucks, people, women, drinks, ah, junk bonds, Evelyn, spy TV, laundry, music, Big Serb, ideas, 500 hot, the 405, Mix Master Mike, football. Wow, what a mind rush! Can you feel it? Can you feel it!!!!!! I'm going to write a poem.

Empty

Thoughtless dreams
Harsh daydreamer
Reality fiction
Caught playing

Who's there?
Can you answer if you can't speak?
Why Hello?
Bonded

Empty dreams
Empty thoughts
Empty communication
Empty game

Don't hurt what isn't yours
Be better
Empty hatred
Empty

OK, I'll be honest; I've got nothing today. I like the poem though. You know what I haven't done in a while, Internet Acting. This is where I show my acting skills to all the casting agents that read my webpage. In this scene the car dealer is giving the keys to the customer. I'm playing the part of the customer.

Car Dealer
Here's the keys Mr. Johnson

Customer
Thanks! I can't believe I'm the new owner of a new Ford Escort!

Thanks for checking out my diary today and everyday. Don't forget to tell a friend about BobBorden.com. Much love!