If you are about to eat your lunch, don't read the diary right now. Eat, and then come back. Here it goes: Last night, I'm on the train coming back to Hoboken. I looked around and I saw this guy pick his nose and, do you know what I'm going to say next? That's right and then HE ATE IT!!!!!!!!! I couldn't believe it. YUK!!! Yesterday, we celebrated Eric's birthday - Eric is my boss. Birthdays are pretty big here, which is a great distraction. A tradition on the writer's floor is to have celebrities call in and wish a Happy Birthday to the birthday recipient. Last night Eric received calls from, Nipsey Russell, Oscar Gamble - a former NY Yankee and my favorite, Gary Sandy! Gary Sandy played Andy Travis on W.K.R.P. In Cincinnati, of course. It was great! After that we all went out to the bar. A great, great night.

Man, the humidly is not letting up in the NY/NJ area. I got home around 1 am and it was so hot in my apartment I had to move my mattress to the front room to be close to the A/C. Sweet, sweet A/C. I think that's about it. That was the last 24 hours in my life. I want to give a shout out to everybody I talked to in the bars last night...Big ups to: Jay, Pat and Kenny, Michael, Paula, Sheryl, Jerry, Lorraine, Tom, Eric, Justin, Craig, Tim, Sarah, Craig, Pam, Angela, Joe andTara. OK, time for the Friday Cliffhangers:

WILL BOB REALLY START HIS DIET AGAIN THIS WEEKEND?

WILL BOB MEET THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS?

WILL THE HUMIDITY EVER BREAK?

CAN WALTER AND MYSELF FINISH THE SHORT FILM WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR TWO MONTHS?

OK, that's it. My brother was supposed to have a heavy metal road story for me today but there was nothing in my e-mail. To him I said this - BOOOOOO!!!!! OK, have a great weekend.