I'm on the subway last night and I hear the couple next to me laughing. I think to myself, man, it must be nice to be in love. I look over and they're reading the comics! I've never seen anyone laugh out loud at the comics before - Let alone two people. I've come to the conclusion that they may have been on smack. I get back to Hoboken and I bought a small thing of ice cream. I get home and turn on the lights, no lights. No electricity, no nothing! I was like, damn, that's cold blooded! My frozen dinners were hot and my cats were like, what's up? I called PSE&G and when they hooked up my new neighbor, they unhooked me. There I was, looking out the window, waiting for the guy to come. I was in the dark for an hour and a half. Ice cream, ruined.

So, I'm still looking out the window, what else could I do? And I see three guys drinking beers, walking up the block. They decided to take a break and sit down, that's right, on my car. You know what I did, not a damn thing! My car is like some kind of magnet for troubled youths. PSE&G finally comes and, bam, I'm back in business. Oh, and a lawsuit will be filed. So, I'm kicking it on the sofa with my mush that was once, a premium ice cream. I put in the new Superman DVD that I borrowed off of Jay. It's amazing! - Widescreen, great restoration and a ton of extras. I'm twenty minutes into it and my brother calls."Dude, I just found a car for you, get online and check it out." I stop the movie and get online. It's a 1980 300sd Benz for $1200. I saw one on the way to work today, it's as big as a tank and it's a diesel. I need something crazy small so I can park on the street. It was a nice thought but it just seems like a money pit. That's a pretty big jump to make, from a Skylark to a Benz. It just wasn't me. I like the new REM CD. I called Jay and talked about Superman and how great it is. I couldn't help to notice the different tones of that film. Jay said the beginning is like Norman Rockwell painting and then goes into more of a comic book feel. I've always had a problem with the comic book feel of it. It just seems like such a different film once they get to Metropolis. However, it's still great. I had this doormat in front of my door for years. Instead of "Welcome" it says, "GO AWAY." It always put a smile on my face. I threw it out this morning for something more traditional. OK, here's something new. It's a segment called Bob's Secret. It's something that no one else knows but me. Here it goes: Today, I'm wearing brown shoes, with a black belt. I love fashion!

OK, have a great day. If you see a small Honda for $1000, drop me a line.