I have to start off today's Diary with an apology. I apologize to Chris Schukei. On my way out of the office last night I bumped into Chris. Chris asked me where I went to lunch earlier in the day. I said, "Dude, I got to go." And then the elevator door closed. I felt bad about that. Jay, Walter, Chris and myself went to McDonald's for lunch. The place was so crowded, I looked at the lines for a second and then I took off to get something else. I didn't want to get stuck in a line because I had to get back to the office.

Chris, to answer your question, I went to San Leone and got some lasagna. Again, my apologies...big ups to Nebraska!

I watched Sea of Love last night. I was surprised; it was a pretty good movie. I made a comment yesterday that I saw a guy in the subway, reading the phone book. I think I used him as an example of a stupid person. Well, last night I caught myself reading my hat. My hat! I know everything about that lid -- where it was made, who made it and what it's made of. It's like my friend Tommy says, "Crazy world." This is the last diary until June 4th. I'm taking a week off of BobBorden.com to reflect and to improve this site.

Here's a list of some of the improvements I'm thinking about making: Chat room, a game room, online polls, a weekly giveaway, win a date with Bob, wash Bob's car, more merchandise, Paula's Notes - live! And much, much more! Tell a friend about BobBorden.com!

Have a great day.