Good May to you. Get it, instead of good day, I said good May. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! OK, sorry. Watch NYPD Blue tonight! My friend,Sam Vance, has 7 lines! He also had one line last month. They must have liked him because they brought him back. I'm very excited for him. As I told you last month, he's been in LA for what seems like forever. Good for him, he stuck to his guns; he's out there, getting it done! Don't forget, Sam Vance, NYPD Blue, tonight at ten o'clock.

I watched Junkyard Wars on TV last night. They made walking machines. I admire people that can do things with their hands. These people took engines out of cars, built frames and then made legs out of scraps. It's good stuff. I can barely cook a pizza without burning the place down. I'm going to put that on my to do list: Work with your hands more. I had a good day at work yesterday. Paula hasn't written a new note this week. Paula, if you're reading this, put down the smokes and writes me a note! I was going to write, "put down the smokes and write me a note" but this stupid spell check said it should be "writes" so writes it is! STUPID MACHINES!!!!! By the way, that's the name of my new CD, Stupid Machines.

Have you seen High Fidelity? I love it when Bruce Springsteen does that cameo. It always catches me off guard. I was looking at Van Halen's website yesterday and Eddie is fighting cancer. His doctors say that it looks like he's beating it. Good luck to him. On the subway this morning there were two guys that were on the verge of talking to themselves. That's what years of city living does to you. You can tell what people are getting ready to crack. I could see the guy's lips moving, I'd say two more weeks and he'll be ready to speak - again, to himself. It's a crazy world. I've been carrying a book bag to work for the last five years. Here's what I have in the bag: An umbrella and some phone numbers. That's it. I should keep an umbrella at work and at home, that way I can stop carrying that stupid bag. After five long years, problem solved! I just put in some Bob Seger. That's a good way to start the day. There's nothing like a little Roll Me Away to get the blood pumping! I'm going to play, Roll Me Away to start, then bring it down with We've Got Tonight and finish off with Against The Wind. Here's my two favortie lines from that song: "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then" and "I was living to run and running to live." Ah screw it, the whole damn song is great! I love music! Have a great day. Goumas, take it easy with the painkillers!

Watch NYPD Blue tonight!