Happy Friday. This is it, my last day to eat crap. I bought some Chuckles last night, they're a jelly candy, and the guy pointed at them and said, "I like these." I said, "Yeah, they're all good." Just a nice little Hoboken moment for you. My dinner tonight is going to be White Castle. I'm going out with a bang.

I saw one of those "Mini" cars in Hoboken this morning. They're the kind that Mr. Bean drives, cool. OK, I'm going to cut it short today. To make up for my short diary, I'll respond to all and any questions you have for me, on my message board.

Friday Cliffhanger: Can Bob stick to his diet? Will Bob meet the girl of his dreams? TUNE IN ON MONDAY TO FIND OUT!!!!!!! Have a great weekend.